18 March 2006

Chick magnet

Guys, if you ever want the ladies to just flock around you (this is kinda starting out like all that spam for "v!ag@ra" and "c!al!$" that I get), just borrow a baby and take it out in public.

That's all you have to do. Women will come from miles around to ooh and ahh over your little friend and you can cash in big.

This just happened to the mister while I was with him, so I can't imagine how much fun it would be if you were unencumbered by a sigoth!

My college boyfriend's roommate used to borrow my puppy on Saturdays for the same reason and it worked pretty well for him.

Thank me later.

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