19 April 2006

Three things ruining my day

1. The underwire bra I am wearing. For the love of technology, can't we come up with some other, more comfortable way to lift and separate? Or lift and squish together? Or whatever we're trying to do to them these days? This is torture.

2. The waist on these pants is too small. (alternatively known as: 2. The waist on my body is too big.) Just the waist, mind you. The rest of the pants fit just fine. So in addition to the wires gouging my rib cage, the waistband of these pants is slicing me in two.

3. Backfat. (aka: My bra is too tight, or my shirt is too snug, or both?)

I'm feeling some definite body depression today. The weight is coming off, but slowly, and I'm edgy with a strange combination of PMS and Spring Fever.

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